Long overdue update

Have hurt foot in undignified tumble. Happened in pub down the road, (not my local), when stone cold sober I tripped over small difference in level of floor. Pain in ankle intense, and concerned owners rushed forward bearing offers of brandy, and bag of ice. Is over a week since this occurred and am still limping, foot is spectacularly bruised, and fear may have broken one of 26 small bones which apparently lurk in foot. Have not of course, being me, sought medical advice, but application of elastic bandage yesterday seems to be helping a lot. Even ventured onto dance floor last night, of which more later. For first time ever was glad of Two's obsession with collecting elastic bandages, it seems he has one for every occasion!

So, went cautiously to pub last night, and was standing with Trev listening to girl singer, when she embarked upon the Amy Winehouse song 'Valerie', and dead on cue the door was flung open by my friend Andy, who was a little inebriated and homed in on me for dance. Trusting in elastic bandage I entered into somewhat convulated and innovative dance with Andy, who, bless him, had quite forgotten my injury. Was ok though. Am hopeful is Getting Better.