Of Mice and Men

Yes, well Two actually. The Wily One has managed single-handedly to arrange major infestation of meece in outhouse. They have chewed the car seat of one of my grandchildren, and left droppings all over it. This means urine as well. Have discarded item, as googled diseases mice carry and nearly fainted. Two has been re-arranging outhouse (is full of materials for mice to build stately homes), and once again has left door open overnight to encourage neighbourhood moggies in. Will have to clear completely and then engage in open warfare against Our Furry Friends. Curse the day Two got into Feeding the Birds. Has Gone Right Over the Top. Am trying to stay philosophical, as he has removed source of food to ceiling area. Just hope meece don't come into house in search of nourishment, will freak me out.

Am off down South tomorrow to see daughters and grandchildren. Am also going to see my Mum, who is incredible for her age (94), but very up and down. Will be lovely to see her, and my sister.

Am horrified to discover have developed pads of fatty tissue around hips, which I am sure is mainly custard creams. Clothes do not fit too well, and bulge is not attractive. Bought some Control Underwear, but just pushes bulge up higher. Have decided to avoid sugary snacks during day in attempt to regain former svelte outline. Am reduced to wearing smock type garments.

Have uploaded new video onto Youtube, is called Pock Pock and is my version of the Wimbledon final. Glad to say the Rap has reached giddy heights of 148 hits!!! Had kind message from fellow subscriber who likes the videos, and says she is puzzled by lack of views I get. Me too.