Two hits the sales

Update on activities pertaining to Two, as quite forgot to mention he went shopping yesterday, and evidently became over-excited in process. Returned home laden with a great many carrier-bags as Found Bargains Impossible To Resist. Thus we now have become overladen with duvet covers in various colours/designs, sheets and pillowcases. Storage space being problematical here, am wondering where in God's name am going to store said purchases. Has also purchased more shirts reminiscent of styles favoured by lumberjacks. Have decided need to monitor Two closely as is liable to throw away perfectly good bed linen already in service in favour of new purchases. Mercifully did not venture into Primark, as has absolutely no self control in this emporium, and will behave with reckless disregard to state of Disposable Income. I draw your attention to Bulging Sock Drawer, ditto Towering T-Shirt drawer, ditto A Great Many Cardigans festooned with bobbles. Forgot to mention Two also had head sharpened whilst out shopping. Usually looks like criminal after haircutting experience, but is not quite as severe as usual.

Gritters now going past at regular intervals, but according to weather forecast, is not going to last. Am now off to try and find homes for new bed linen, but am not optimistic.