Have just been talking to Kevin, who is painting outside of house, with his wife! Admirable! But not as admirable as his 84 year old mother Gloria, and her 82 year old sister Iris, who are apparently twin blonde bombshells, attracting much attention from opposite sex by dint of their glamour, style and Big Hair. Iris, it transpires was banned from the Conservative Club in her late sixties, due to men fighting over her in the car-park. Literally fighting. What a wonderful pair of old ladies. I gather they are at present staying together here in Derbyshire, and venturing out dressed up to the nines, giving the old boys heart attacks. I salute them. Blonde hair, gold jewellery and all. Living life to the full. I would love to be banned from the Conservative Club because men were fighting over me. How much more life-enhancing than Crown Green Bowls, or a little sedate tea-dancing. Absolutely. Think will Go Blonde and Join In.
Here's to Gloria, Iris and their refusal to Give In. Here's to their enormous Joie de Vivre. Long may they giggle together.
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