See? Have managed to lose first part of this post, then by sheer luck, found same and published it. To continue. Parts of back gates flew away in Night Of Great Gale, and are presumably nestling in a hedge elsewhere in Derbyshire. Along with shards of greenhouse glass.
Other small problems with cottage include, rather grubby carpets, grate that is broken, no door between kitchen and bathroom, although mercifully there is a door on bathroom. However am sure should be another door between kitchen and bathroom door. Used to be one there, but have discovered same in one of many outbuildings, scored with scratches from what appears to be dog. Forgot to mention also no working grill on cooker, was informed by landlady that this was also attacked by a dog. Is it me, or does this strike you as extremely unlikely? How many dogs attack grills? Maybe there was a particularly succulant piece of meat grilling at the time and he/she was driven mad with desire. Paws for thought. Succulant or succulent? Both look wrong.
However, property looks okay at night when its myriad faults are concealed by dint of Low Lighting. Apart from overhead light in living room, into which Three has inserted, for reasons only known to him, a red light bulb. Is like sitting in first circle of Dante's Inferno. Limbo.
Three is still trying (with limited success) to
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