Two Brings Health Service to Knees

Yes, is true. This man has more medication than the Pharmacy. He is, as I speak, attending the Eye Hospital for a second visit following referral from Optician. He has also been attending a Skin Clinic for somewhat sinister blasting with ultra violet light or similar. This apparently involved stripping off, and hanging one of his socks over his droopy bits. (Shudder). Needless to say, after several sessions, The Great Itch (for which the treatment was prescribed), has returned. Inevitably, some may say. The other day, the car broke down with Two in it, and he was towed to garage. The day of the tow rope is apparently past, and a rigid steel thingy is utilised. As Two departed the garage he managed to trip over this and land face first on gravel. He arrived home with spectacular cuts and grazes adorning his face, plus a bent pair of spectacles. As I have so often pondered, is this man Safe to Be Let Out Alone?