Two Tempts Providence

Two is still incapacitated. He made fatal mistake of driving to supermarket (through gritted teeth) and carrying shopping. Was determined to do so, as has Cabin Fever. Back now regressed to Sharp Pain on sitting, rising, and much else in between. Has I must admit become Quite Stoical, but is beginning to irritate me (quite a lot), as Cannot Settle and is forever hovering in various parts of room prior to agonising attempt to sit down. Last night he announced he would lie sideways on sofa in same manner as sleeps, and did so, whilst complaining could not hear telly properly through one ear. Has today decamped to dining room table, but cannot properly see telly from this distance. Is in short, Up Gum Tree. I repaired to bedroom where radio is, and am mercifully in hover free zone. Painted nails with polish that was present from Mad Sister at Christmas. Nails now dull pewter, which is not attractive. Whilst esconced in boudoir, applied liberal coating of Firming Up Lotion to sagging flesh. If it does what it says on the tin, I shall be able to notice Significant Improvement any day now. Chief objective is to Bring Arms Back, hopefully fit for public consumption. Failing this, shall spend summer Out Of Circulation. Am not summer person anyway, being pale and short on melanin.