Brown in parts

Following assiduous application of Dove Sun-Kissed doodah on face, can now report have noticed definite change of colour. Not, am relieved to note, orange. At least not yet. Only problem seems to be, everywhere else still white. Okay, dingy grey.

Mad sister has informed me that she had her eyebrows done again. I have no eyebrows, and hers are a little sparse, but they are now apparently Highly Visible and resemble two dark brown caterpillars crawling across forehead. Has also been to hairdressers and emerged with pudding bowl haircut. All sounds most attractive. Related tale of self's visit to local salon, and failure to become blonde, following application of semi-permanent tint. She scoffed at this, and told me I need a Permanent Tint, as semi-permanent won't do the job. Should have consulted her in first place it seems. Am thinking of doing hair self. Many products on market to achieve this, and can't be any worse. Well, could be actually. Might go bald. Have treated self to retro style summer dress, in manner of late fifties. Is flowery, strappy, and has long circular skirt which swirls most gratifyingly when moving. Downside is, have to wear small cardigan to conceal pleated arms. Am wondering if arm replacement might be option. Have two new toned ones sewn on. Alternatively, could iron out pleats maybe. Ho Hum.