Rats, have just lost blog. Was nearly finished as well. Is very irritating. Two has vamoosed again, off to, ahem, Chesterfield. Have showered, annointed ageing body parts with cream, and applied Dove moisturiser containing slow release effect to achieve sun-kissed complexion in a week. Can only pray will not be sporting orange moustache by Saturday. Am anxiously peering in mirror every few minutes. So far, no orange moustache evident. Am trying to find cure for pleated arms, which are becoming quite terrifying to behold. Is bad enough having face rushing past self when looking down, but arms now following suit. Cannot defy gravity it seems
Am about to reveal that am On Horns of Personal Dilemma. Reluctant to reveal details, suffice to say Am Well and Truly Impaled. Do not know what to do for best. Is time possibly for Courage, but as mentioned before, jittery is my default mode. Will give matter more thought. Is Wimbledon at moment, so am able to distract self.
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