Have bought set of scales in order to monitor weight. Am still very underweight, 7 stones and 9 lbs to be precise. Should be, ahem, 9 stones at least. So, having googled 'How to put on Weight', and discovered need to eat food which is 'absorbed', and avoid coffee, cigarettes, stress etc etc. have realised stuffing down cream buns is not going to work. Well, it might eventually, but presumably might drop dead with heart attack in process. Eight stones is target at moment. Sadly am very fond of coffee and cigarettes. Stress unavoidable sometimes. Is not going to be easy.
Life at pub continues to intrigue. Many murky undercurrents. Not sure what is going on, but Something Is. If represents microcosm of life, is Very Worrying. Many knives sticking out of backs, plus secret assignations. Would make good soap.
Have decided to christen Trevor Three, for purposes of anonymity.
Funny, sad, account of life for 60 something lady, who retires to the Derbyshire Dales with husband, knowing not a soul.
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- 60 something erstwhile performer and writer of such gems as a parody on Brief Encounter, Footballers Wives etc.
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