Busy Time

Have had lovely time with son, daughter-in-law and pooch, who were visiting from Geneva. They went on circular walk in Peak District, found by self in Saturday Telegraph supplement. According to article walk should take 3 to 4 hours, but they completed it in about 1 and a half hours. Apparently the route was fairly busy, mostly with other people clutching the Telegraph directions. Went out to dinner at local hostelry, entered raffle, and embarrassingly won nearly every prize. Ended up keeping rack of lamb and handing rest back. Have gone now, and house feels empty.

Went to pub Saturday night, was girl singer with rear-end size of small country. Have seen her before, and don't much like. Sings with fake American accent which renders the lyrics unrecognisable. Nobody danced much as songs were so mangled, but eventually as the alcohol took hold, a few couples ventured out. Notably during singer's innovative rendition of 'I had the time of my life' from Dirty Dancing, some guy recklessly tried the lift from film, and launched be-spectacled and equally squiffy girl-friend up into air and smacked her head on very low beam. Ouch!!! Have also heard report subsequently that girl singer asked female customer to assist disentangle her necklace, and made pass at her. All this rural depravity too much for self.