Prancing about on Youtube and other stuff!

Got up early, and drew back curtains on SUNNY DAY!!! Worth a mention n'est pas? No rain for ages, so have to water backyard judiciously in evening. Takes forever as only have very small watering can. Cannot lift heavy one anyway, and have no outside tap.

Son and daughter-in-law have gone back to home near Geneva, and am missing them. Was great to have them here, wish visit could have been longer. Son had suggested I get dog to encourage walking, and probably has a point. Then I think of those winter mornings when the doorstep is a lump of ice, and shiver. Two says he will walk dog, but he seldom surfaces early, and anyway, suspect he will train animal to attack me on command. Particularly as he favours an alsation.

Now have Flamingo Pink Laptop, can put videos on movie-maker and upload to Youtube! Is great fun, although wince a bit when see self prancing about in black leggings to my rap. Now know what I look like when dancing in pub. Possibly why people encourage me to do so? Didn't go to pub last Saturday night, but will definitely go this weekend as is going to be hot, and hopefully lots of people will be there. Including my heroine Mrs Rosy Mateus. Slight problem with clothes in hot weather however, as do not wish to reveal ruched arms. Am going to do arm exercises with two tins baked beans, but am not too hopeful of dramatic improvement. Will just have to wear cardigan.

Have been forced to purchase new hoover, as old one worse than useless. Now have a Henry, which performed most excellently, didn't cut out, and picked up every particle of dirt. Am very impressed.

Two announced this morning he Was Itching Again in the night. This he supposes is due to his ahem, wheat allergy. I think he is neurotic. He has purchased a new mobile phone, a cheap one, (I checked), and has been trying to find suitable ring-tone. No-one ever rings him, so it all seems a tad pointless, but seems to make him happy.

Forget to record that one evening when son and daughter-in-law were here, daughter-in-law suddenly said, 'shush everyone, what was that? I thought I heard an owl'. We sat in silence, but heard nothing. Then Two breathed in, and emitted a low hoot from chest area. 'That's it', said daughter-in-law. Two inhaled again. Bit worrying to discover is doing owl impressions without realising it. Have to report, have since heard the genuine article whilst in bed. Really. Also can report heard cuckoo whilst at Ladybower Reservoir, and was suitably enchanted.