Two is hot on the trail

Is one-thirty in afternoon, and Two is now worrying he may in fact be allergic to dust-mites, or possibly, milk. Has downloaded huge article on allergies, and is as I speak, pouring over it. Am quite convinced will shortly announce is not wheat allergy after all, but dust-mites/milk. If dust-mites, does this mean will have to place Two in Bubble for rest of life, and roll him around everywhere? Is possible. If milk, are we now to be found in Soya Milk section of supermarket, or Goat Milk section? Or the vegan department? On balance, find Bubble more attractive proposition. Two probably best viewed through Bubble anyway. Am awaiting further possible allergies he is certain to find. Maybe allergic to me? Is this all building-up to something on the lines of, 'Have to move out, as proximity to me causing intense itching, and There Is Nothing Else For It'. As stated before, am always slightly suspicious of Two, for reasons over which I am still Drawing A Veil.

Does seem a bit extreme even for Two, but who knows? Watch this space.