Two is Losing The Plot

Back again, after weird few days. Went shopping with Two, who seemed to have much difficulty with Pay and Display Machine. He tried the first machine, and it appears he managed to extract a profit of £2.70 but no ticket from it. I was unaware of this as he gambolled past me on way to second machine to procure ticket. I must add that I saw another person successfully extract ticket from first machine where Two had failed. Two then came back into my line of vision, apparently on way to third ticket machine, having once again failed to extract ticket. (No profit this time). After what seemed an age, he hove into view once more, still ticketless. By this time I had obtained ticket with One Hour Remaining from kindly passing motorist. Was and still am flummoxed.

Have festooned back yard with many many solar lights, although sad to report am still waiting for Strawberry Fields Forever to deliver lights ordered some considerable time ago. Apparently are Having Trouble With Suppliers. Feel another negative feedback coming on if nothing materialises soon. After all, Have Paid.

Am waiting with considerable pleasurable anticipation for arrival of son and daughter-in-law tomorrow. Have set Two task of hoovering upstairs and cleaning bedroom window. Is better is occupied, otherwise tends to fall asleep. Weird occurrence number 2 relating to Two was this evening. I asked what he was having for supper, and he said, 'Chicken Pie, peas, and .............oh you know, those little round things'. He described circle in air. 'Um.....spuds.....garlic bread?' I replied, somewhat baffled. 'No no........oh God, what are they called, you know...,' and again he drew circles in the air. After a minute or two it transpired he was talking about Yorkshire Puddings. Hmmm. Is Two finally losing plot?

Must end now, as Two hoovering underneath me, and stool already unstable.