The Great Trek South

Am sitting in the gathering gloom, watching Flog It. Two is stretched out on sofa. No fire today, as Very Cold Weather has abated, but is predicted to return soon. We are running out of coal, so hopefully Two will remedy this situation in the not too distant future. I am orf down South in next couple of days. Investigated coach as means of transport as suggested by sister. Discovered to horror journey takes nine hours!!! Am going by train via London God help me. Am anxiously awaiting confirmation from France that willy nilly barrage of Christmas Presents have arrived safely. Youngest daughter is visiting eldest daughter at the moment. All of my brood are therefore currently en France. Am still slightly shocked by debacle of Elvis and girlfriend at pub (see previous blog). I fear he may be non personna gratis from now on. Is that the right expression? Have received lengthy list of questions regarding family from cousin in Yorkshire, in order he can complete our side of the Family Tree, which is notable for four marriages between my sister and myself, and myriad relationships that don't involve marriage. Quite a few little ones born the wrong side of the blanket as they used to say. I fear he may faint with horror.