Vast cache found

Brief update on previous blog. Forgot to mention found large quantity of Movicol laxative in carrier bag underneath cocktail cabinet. Am wondering if this constitutes more than legally permitted for personal use. Is in fact Two dealing in Movicol? Are the chronically constipated beating a path to our door and slipping him a Monkey for their fix? Or should that be Unfix? Am at loss to know what to do with mountain of contraband laxative. Two is still asleep and I am being considerate in not firing up the hoover. Am getting frustrated, but at least is quiet. Think will flush Movicol down loo, an appropriate shortcut to disposing of it. Am bit worried though in case Gets Into Water Supply and we have an epidemic of diarrhoea in Derbyshire.